Меня вот этот в последнее время торчит) Не могу наслушаться (Tenacious D - Beelzeboss) Beelzeboss:
I AM COMPLETE!
Tenacious D:
(хором) Fuuuck
Beelzeboss:
YES YOU ARE FUCKED,
SHIT OUT OF LUCK!
NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK!
THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE,
AND YOUR FIRST IN LINE!
YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!
Tenacious D:
(Jack Black) Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
we challenge you to a rock off,
(Хором) Give us one chance to rock your socks off
Beelzeboss:
FUCK! FUCK!
FUUUCK, THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME,
FROM DECLINING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE!
WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS?
WHAT'S THE CAAATCH?
Tenacious D:
(Jack Black) If we win,
you must take your sorry ass back to hell
and also you will have to pay our rent
Beelzeboss:
AND WHAT IF I WIN?
Tenacious D:
(Jack Black) Then you can take Kage back to hell..
(Kyle Gass) What!?
(Jack Black) Trust me kage it's the only way
(Kyle Gass) What the fuck are you talkin about?
(Jack Black) To be your little bitch
Beelzeboss:
FINE!
LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN HAHAHA!
I'M THE DEVIL,
I LOVE METAL!
CHECK THIS RIFF,
IT'S FUCKIN TASTY!
I'M THE DEVIL I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!
I CANNOT WAIT TO TAKE KAGE BACK TO HELL
I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MA HOT DEMON GEL!
I'LL MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL!!
Tenacious D:
(Jack Black) NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder
(Kyle Gass) There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice
(Jack Black) Listen to me-
(Kyle Gass) He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
(Jack Black) God dammit Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
(Kyle Gass) Noo
(Jack Black)unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
(Kyle Gass)Dude,
we've been through so much shit
(Jack Black) De-activated lasers with my dick
(вместе) Now it's time to blow this fucker down
(Jack Black) c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
(Kyle Gass) I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
(Jack Black) Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
(Kyle Gass) We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
(BOTH) Now we've got to blow this fucker down
(Kyle Gass) He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
(Jack Black) C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
(KG) OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out
(Jack Black) Hey antichrist ah, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness, our rocket sauce!
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the sceptor,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the D
(вместе) We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D!!!
Beelzeboss:
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN LAME COME ON KAGE YOUR COMIN WITH ME
TASTE MY LIGHTNING SUCKERS!
Tenacious D:
(Jack Black) NOOOO!
Beelzeboss:
OW, FUCK!
MY FUCKIN HORN!
OHH NO
Tenacious D:
(Jack Black) From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again
Beelzeboss:
NOOOOO!
FUCK YOU KAGE AND FUCK YOU JABLES
I'LL GET YOU TENACIOUS D!!